There was once a football player named Bob who was the best player in the NFL league. But one day he thought that football was dumb because he kept on dominating the field.

               So one day he decided to scare people be wearing a reaper mask and acting like a zombie. He did it and he thought it was a blast. But then one day a better idea came to him. He thought, hey wouldn’t it be funny if i keep my reaper mask on wear my football jersey and hold my baseball bat. So he did just that.

               It was even more fun for him. But eventually everyone knew it was him and no one got scared and it became a lot more boring for him. So another idea struck his head. He thought what if he had actually started waking people with his baseball bat that way they would be scared of him. So he started doing that. It was the most fun thing he had ever done in his life.

               But one day the police caught him and put him in jail. But since he was a football player and he got a lot of money from that he paid his way out of jail. The next day he went right back to whacking people. Two weeks later he was put back in jail and he didn’t have enough money to pay himself out this time so since he was so strong everyday he would punch the wall as hard as he can. Five weeks later he finally broke out and waked people once again. Every time the police put him in jail he would punch his way out every time and the popo (police) wouldn’t notice.

Bob was a careless person so even when he didn’t mean to whack people he did anyway. But because of his carelessness he always forgot to eat. The only time he would eat is when he was in jail. So another day he was put in jail once again. this time he didn’t have enough energy to bust out because he never ate on his own and the jail owners never gave him much food. So now all he does is think about all the grateful things he had and was happy. There was only one problem though. He was going to be in jail forever because of the amount of times he busted out of jail. So he put his last amount of energy to one final punch. he punched the wall and it crumbled to pieces. He ran home and hid there forever never coming out again.